Tuesday, September 27, 2011


Brother and official sissy in law are on their ways to pick me up for our jaunt to Corolla, NC. Why am I going there? And more importantly, why haven't you blogged in so long? Enough with the questions and let me finish my story, dear reader.

A couple months ago, deep in the heart of Joplin, Missouri, where the temperatures are equivalent to that of the Greek Underworld and the grits and gravy flow free, Sara S asked me if I would like to document her wedding to Justin. You may recognize Sara S as my Michael Kors watch buddy. You may recognize Justin and his Kum n' Go hat from my photos of K&B's wedding. Needless to say, they are a super couple and I am super psyched to be at their hitching. Fingers crossed said hat makes an appearance at this celebration.

S&J are getting married, beach-side, in Corolla, NC. I plan to document their wedding using the Cadillac of cameras seen at the top of my leaning tower of luggage. I also plan to document my adventures in NC using instagram and blogger mobile. Dear reader, blogger mobile could mean great things for us. For example, it might look like I'm emailing a parent from my iPhone or adding an important appointment to calendar; however, I'll actually be telling you about the tenth grader who told me I looked especially beautiful today, like a waitress in a five star restaurant or about the 125 lb Akita I met named Harley. He belongs to the driver of the OBHS-bound volleyball bus who that it was important all 38 of us meet Harley, in the driveway of his house.

Bloggermobile, this could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship. Meet me halfway and I won't disappoint.

Corolla, here we come.